Well, if all the cool kids are doing it. Here's my list of yays or nays on various kinks.

( I work in an ice cream parlor. I should be able to come up with the perfect flavor for my tastes. I am drawing a blank. Maybe I am that person who always buys Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough but wants to sample everything first. )

Title: Visiting Hours
Rating: Teen
Word Count: 2,800
Contains: Aftereffects of violence and imprisonment
Summary: You'd think that grievous bodily injury and a tentative grasp of consciousness would stop Sam from fighting Gene every moment they were together. You'd think that, at least, if you'd never met either of them.
Notes: Thanks to thesmallhobbit and basaltgrrl ( Read more... )

Title: A Tale Told by an Idiot
Rating: Teen/Blue Cortina
Word Count: 1,360
Contains: Non-explicit violence, kidnapping, Sam/Gene
Summary: Eliot got things all mixed up. Your day starts with a bang and you whimper. God only knows how it ends.
Notes: Written for dakfinv for the prompt "Sam is missing, books, the phrase 'That's not blood. Is it?'"

( The world is sound and fury and his foot on your chest. )

Title: Protocol in Practice
Rating: Teen
Word Count: 1,700
Contains: Outsider POV, OC
Summary: PC Willams was beginning to think that following up on the incident report filed against DI Tyler was the worst idea he'd ever had.

( “Just shake him up, eh?” DCI Litton had said, rubbing his hands and stopping just short of cackling. If his mustache permitted, Pete was sure Litton’d be twirling it. “Remind him that even Hunt’s brutes aren’t outside the long arm of the law.” )

Words of "Annie the Vampire Slayer" written: 1,524
Words of Sam/Annie aggressive!sex written: 1,645
Words of outsider perspective on Sam written: 1,591
Words of Ray angrily fantasizing about Sam porn fic written: 1,428

I think I can hazard a guess at which point my will to work on a story peters out. Although except of AtVS, they're are all ( Read more... )

Title: Floating in a Most Peculiar Way
Rating: Teen
Word Count: 4,200
Summary: Because being trapped in 1973 is depressing enough without an empty flat on top of it, Sam buys a cat, invites Annie and Gene over to help him destroy his liver, and tries to figure out just where exactly he's supposed to be. Gen with a dash of Sam/Annie in the ( Read more... )

Title: Come Whisper in My Ear
Rating: Mature
Word Count: 3,100
Contains: Pretty much nothing but sex, discussions about sex, and fluff.
Summary: Annie is not very good at talking dirty. However, that's sure as hell not going to stop her. Annie/Sam.

( Annie would appreciate if Sam would stop laughing every time she called it 'her quivering flower of womanhood.' )

Title: Club Her on the Head
Rating: Teen
Word Count: 1,785
Summary: When Ray and Annie go out together to follow up on a lead, things go about as well as you'd expect them to. And then they get rapidly worse. Ray/Annie from a completely one-sided sexual attraction way.
Contains: Ray being an asshole, very non-explicit violence and a general lack ( Read more... )

Title: Hard Day's Night
Rating: Mature
Word Count: 1,660
Summary: When everyone's gone home except for them, Sam snaps off the light at his desk and walks back to Gene's shuttered office. PWP, after-hours sex.
Notes: Well. Porn. That's new.

( When he’d first married Evie, they’d had sex every night. Gene was pretty sure that if he followed the same schedule with Sam, it would kill him. )

Title: Favors, Delusions, and Libel
Rating: Teen for language
Summary: Gene's having a great morning. Sam, clearly, is not.
Word count: 1,364
Notes: Inspired by Death Bed: The Bed That Eats, although chamekke and moonclaw are also guilty of encouragement as seen here. Unfortunately, the story contains no actual depiction of Death Bed's attack, just the aftermath ( Read more... )